Married to the Sea

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

there is nothing

on the face of this earth

that can protect you

from heartbreak 

not a house

not a child

not an animal

not a marriage

not your partner

not even yourself 

I hadn’t decorated the walls
in our brand new house
Before you tore down the ones you were building in my heart

I can’t help but overturn a lie or two

Hoping either would be a home
Wondering if any were true?

into perspective
to imagine that twinkling
was the stars final breath.

someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking

I want a spider gag.

oomshi:

on the hunt for nudes

fuckyeahdragontales:

my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? 

me:

are the things you’ll miss most

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

itsbeifongbitch:

my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes

gothic english beauty 

and insane homeless woman

merkinmerchant:

I dreamt that I had a sassy iguana called Izzy.

Miss frizzle